poop

Via: RoughNRowdyBrawl
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And that's why you don't visit the Chili Festival before a scheduled fight, kids.

news poop gross Probably bad News - 8415666688
Via: Local 10
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Via Local 10:

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
news poop drugs what Probably bad News police - 8405400064
Via: Philly
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It only gets worse from there. From Philly:

A security guard told him to wait on a nearby bench, and Higgs apparently thought it was the perfect chance for a smoke break.

But he wasn't packing tobacco.

When the officer Higgs so desperately wanted to see came out, he smelled the marijuana immediately and took Higgs into custody.

And then the show began.

Higgs disrobed, while still babbling, and relieved his bowels on the floor of his holding cell, Chitwood said. Then, as if struck by artistic inspiration, Higgs grabbed his own feces and "wiped it all over the walls," he said.