Pro Tip: Don't Leave Your Dog in a Locked Vehicle, Especially if They Love the Horn

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We're Already in Contention for the Best Headline of 2015

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A Pet Store Owner Attacks People With His Bearded Dragon. Florida, Am I Right?

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Relationship Columnist Dr. Laura Spouts Off Some Insanely Dumb Things About Pit Bulls

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In case you didn't quite catch that, or wanted the TL;DR, via Uproxx:

The dog shelters, there are three in a row in the next town. So I went there one time, seeing what dogs they had . . . Well, it was about 95% pit bulls, or pit bull mixes. Now, I know this is gonna get somebody angry, but I think they should all be put down. First of all, they were taking up space and nobody was going to adopt them. That's why they were all there, people were getting rid of them. So, all this money — and I spoke to the ladies there — all this money is going to feed pit bulls. You know, it's like, I don't feel like giving money. (laughs)

People are grinding out pit bulls and dumping them. And I remember when I was younger you could go to one of these places and find any kind of dog. So, that was kind of annoying. Don't walk around with a pit bull, nobody will talk to you. Uh, unless it's somebody else with a pit bull and then the two of them, I don't know — what, will they fight? I don't know. I think that's illegal.

One of These Things is Not Like the Other...

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That Oven is Toast, but Nice Game of Fetch, Doggy!

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WARNING: Language in this video. Luckily no one was hurt from the incident. You gotta appreciate that dog's dedication to the game, really.

Our Animals Aren't Safe From Derpy, Hilarious Fails

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