Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Cafeteria?

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Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Cafeteria?
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Demeter Fragrance Library is well known for its odd scents, such as Play-Doh, Crayon, and Mildew. Now you can dab a little Pizza scent behind your ears before your next date.

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Pizza Hut, apparently inspired by its customers' claims that smelling a freshly-opened box of pie is akin to sniffing the heavens itself, made a scent to commemorate. This is sure to inspire such lines as "You smell like my part-time job in high school," and "I see someone else truly has an appreciation for Meat Lovers."