An 82-Year-Old Woman Gets Busted Trying to Steal the "Sexiest Fantasies" Perfume

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From Arbroath:

An 82-year-old woman was arrested after she was caught trying to steal a bottle of “Sexiest Fantasies” body spray from a CVS pharmacy near her Georgia home, police report.

Anneliese Young, the accused octogenarian, was caught when a store worker spotted her placing the item inside her purse. Young then walked out of the Augusta business without paying for the $7.39 body spray, according to a police report. Young was confronted by a pharmacy employee outide the store on January 27.

Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Cafeteria?

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Demeter Fragrance Library is well known for its odd scents, such as Play-Doh, Crayon, and Mildew. Now you can dab a little Pizza scent behind your ears before your next date.

Classy Fragrance FAIL

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Pizza Hut, apparently inspired by its customers' claims that smelling a freshly-opened box of pie is akin to sniffing the heavens itself, made a scent to commemorate. This is sure to inspire such lines as "You smell like my part-time job in high school," and "I see someone else truly has an appreciation for Meat Lovers."

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