If the Name is Any Indication, This is Our Promised Land

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cheese,names
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Breathe Deep, Get All the Tannins

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sports,headline,accidental gross,baseball,names
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No relation to the Football Player, Unless He Was Also Taken Down by Drug Charges

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news,peyton manning,names,coincidence
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Meanwhile, in a 90s Cartoon...

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marriage,names,newspaper
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The Headline is Bad Enough as it is, but Wait Until You Read Who Did it

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plz no sexy times,Probably bad News,news,names,fail nation
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He Used to be "Doctor" but He Lost His License

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irony,news,names
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Sorry, That's Supposed to be d*ck

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news,accidental sexy,names
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