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Cops Tell All When It Comes to the Most Ridiculous Excuses They've Heard from People Trying to Get out of Tickets

At a certain point, you're better off just taking the ticket and being done with it. On the other hand, we'd never have gotten these funny stories.

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That would be Jim DeBerry, the force behind this ass-backwards commercial for McCutcheon & Hamner, P.C. Attorneys at Law. DeBerry, never one to back down from the "PC Police" apparently, defended accusations of racism with the classic "but I have Asian friends" defense.

Remember, dime-store costumes and bad accents that would make the suits behind old-school Aunt Jemima squirm are totally acceptable so long as you have friends. The wisdom of life, right here.

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Via: TMZ
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Maybe Chipotle fell through and this was the dude's next best bet? Who knows. But the details, however scarce, center on a 57-year-old customer who alleges that after eating a meal from Del Taco he fell violently ill, and threw up so much that it caused his esophagus to bleed after already being rushed to the ER and placed in the ICU.

I don't know man. From there he apparently fell into a coma for a few days, and racked up over $160k in medial bills. He's suing for at least half a million in damages, and Del Taco has since said that it'll violently fight the allegations.

Via: jasemcgee
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No seriously, please tell us what this guy is getting at. Something about video games? Grief counseling? Frivolous lawsuits?