Is this Marvel's newest superhero?
A man in China was arrested this past weekend for trying to smuggle in 94 iPhones from Hong Kong where they are cheaper to purchase.
Customs officials were suspicious of the way he was walking, so they had him go through the metal detectors.
That's when they discovered $49,000 worth of Apple products (both iPhone 6 and iPhone 5S models) taped to his midsection in this makeshift suit of armor.
Crotch Siri is now scarred for life.
The Price is Right has been especially cringeworthy lately.
First we had this little gem a few days ago, where one contestant celebrated his win a bit prematurely, while his competitor made one of the worst bids we have seen.
These two clueless contestants seem to think iPhones are made out of solid gold and unicorn tears.
"I hope the marketing people at Apple are watching this," said Drew Carey.
The reactions from the audience are priceless.
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