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Darth Vader Onesie Recalled Due to Choking Hazard
Via: USCPSC
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The Consumer Product Safety Commission has put out a recall for this Darth Vader onesie sold at Disneyland because it poses a choking hazard to its intended wearer.

The joke is strong with this one.

Via: ABC News 24
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That's a man in a Darth Vader mask successfully getting away with a bank robbery in Pineville, NC last Monday. Luckily no one was injured in the event. Meanwhile, Star Wars Night at the AHL Manchester Monarchs game featured a Vader who was clearly none too experienced with walking on ice. 



Or maybe just failing to force choke members of the away team. Such is the mystery of the game.