Put the banana down.

Yikes indeed.

A literal professional revenge.

Dude, what are you doing.

Some people just take it from 0 to 100.

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms?