Rep. Don Young of Alaska certainly has problems, but wolves aren’t one of them.
At a House Natural Resources Committee hearing this week, Young was complaining about how members of Congress were rallying together to help protect the gray wolf, when they don’t have to deal with them on a regular basis like he does.
“How many of you have got wolves in your district?” he asked. “None. None. Not one.”
And then, likely due to a full moon, he offered up this completely insane proposal.
“I’d like to introduce them to your district,” he said. “You wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”
A spokesperson for Young later clarified to the Washington Post that the “analogy was purposely hyperbolic to stress the point that these predators pose serious threats to wildlife management and their listing has damaging impacts to local communities.”
Apparently we expected too much from several bus passengers who received several bee stings to their private parts recently after their bus pulled over at the side of the road to allow male passengers to relieve themselves.
One of them thought it would be a good idea to wee on a hive swarming with bees, at which point… well, you can guess what happened.
According to medics 22 people had been attacked by the bees after stopping to relieve themselves on a highway in the central province of Quang Ngai in Vietnam.