Let's be real here: If for some reason or another you couldn't lean over far enough to put on your own socks, those handles are going to need to be much longer than four inches above your heel.
Yep, you definitely have grounds to sue after that one, friend. I mean, your shoes are scuffed something fierce.
Well, more specifically you'll be dressed as Everdell Rosegrand or Claribuxt Partheneen or something to that effect.
R.I.P. Michael Crews Shakur-Jackson. I will never forget your terrific performance in the hit film Space Jam.
This vehicle is acceptable in one location and one location only, and that's the parking lot of the Thunder Dome
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