I Am 12 and This is Funny: Don't Think, Just Witness Talc Farts

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A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

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Maya Angelou had previously canceled a luncheon in Houston earlier in the week for health reasons, though the way this station phrases it she had seemingly decided to cancel after her own passing. Smooth move!

Censorship of the Day: A Utah High School is in Hot Water After its Female Students Were Made More "Modest" Through the Magic of Photoshop

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Several young women (and this only happened with young women, mind you), were surprised to find this week that their yearbook photos had been altered by Wasatch High School staff to appear more modest. Necklines magically rose up and once bare shoulders are now covered by hack-job Photoshop work.

Even better is the non-apology apology issued by superintendent Terry E. Schoemaker: "We only apologize in the sense that we want to be more consistent with what we're trying to do in that sense we can help kids better prepare for their future by knowing how to dress appropriately for things."

Here are a few more of the photos in question, courtesy of MyFox8:





Hat tip to Uproxx.

If You Want to See Your Barista Rage Out (or Give Yourself a Heart Attack) Then Please Order This Drink

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As an added bonus, it will only take about a half an hour to make the drink!

Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

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It took the effort of nearly 25 firefighters to get the man out, a complicated process given that every breath he took would lodge him further into the chimney.

When Will Drivers Learn That Railway Barriers Always Win?

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Headphone users might want to turn this one down a little.

We're All Out of Our Minds if Anybody Thinks the "Edible Mist Machine" is a Good Idea

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The machine allegedly uses "Ultrasonic Vaporisation" (fancy-talk for "I dunno we steam that crap or something") and comes in a range of over 200 flavors - none of which are "financial responsibility" or "a real meal." Shame about that!