Remember Jimmy Kimmel's "National UnFriend Day?" Well, it's one year later, and he's teamed up with William Shatner to offer sagely advice the... only... way... Shatner... can.
The real fun begins at :39.
You need to brush up on your Fandom, fool!
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.