Class is in session at the School of Fail!

We've posted a similar instructional how-to before, but we get newcomers all the time who need refresher courses.

In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the "individual mandate" portion of the health care bill with a mandatory "Facebook post" clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of 'likes' to be determined on a case-by-case basis.

Also, how does one watch DVDs on a website exactly?