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Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

Why is There Even a Sun?

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Get Your Facts Straight

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I Don't Want to Live on This Star Anymore

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Hence the "Sun" Bit

Created by Doyle211

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There Are No Words for People With This Poor of an Understanding of Astronomy

Via yobotomy

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Problem Solved

Created by madmadamehula

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Philosophy FAIL

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Will It Ever Come Back?

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Meanwhile, in the Time of Ptolemy...

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You're Defiantly Wrong

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Why? Just... I Don't Even... How Could You...

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Not Very Bright

Created by GingerJohn

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Classic: This is Not What Smash Mouth Had in Mind With Their Song

Via Ginger347347

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Praise the... Son?

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Going Blind: Only the Cool Kids Are Doing it!

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If Only the Sun Was a Star...

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