"Sir, Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?"

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"Oh, hello ma'am."

Actually He Was Just Doing His Job, And You're a Terrible Person

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Also, "die in Hell?"

Hasn't Failed Me Yet

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José Canseco: The Hero We All Deserve

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Barely Speeding is Still Speeding

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Best Judge Ever

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I Don't Even Know Who I am Anymore!

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