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iPhones should be sold to sarcastic old men and ONLY sarcastic old men.

It's because it's racist towards Native Americans, right? Ugh. Mark Zuckerberg is SO sensitive about First Nations issues.

It's usually unfair to assume that someone's pregnant, but why would she show her belly like that? I mean, she took the time to roll up her shirt to the exact level her womb would be if it was fertile.