This guy complains about absolutely everything and yet never makes an effort to come to lectures. Two hours before the final exam, the entire course exacts revenge.

I think it's time you transfer that boy away from the muggle school and send him straight to Hogwarts.

I would've held out for sexual favors, but blackmail works, too.

When you start posting Facebook statuses like this, it's a sure sine that you need to move on.