Sir! Excuse me, sir! Have you accepted an invisible power you cannot see or touch but is responsible for your very being into your heart?

Look at me, I'm hijabulous! Lol!

Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.