Two Words for the Police

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Two Words for the Police
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A 34-year-old New Zealand man convicted of shoplifting failed to show up for his court date. When the police asked about him on their Facebook page, he responded and had just two words to say to them: "hoo rah." Whether it's a taunt or an inarticulate cry of protest is open for interpretation.

Hagger claimed he had felt too ill to go to court, and is currently "planning on getting in touch with" the police.

[New Zealand Herald]

United Police State of America

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United Police State of America
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Insert pseudo-anarchist rhetoric here. Make sure to include the word "pigs" at least five times.

The Facebook Police

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It's funny because we wish it were actually true.

From the Pics-You-Should-Definitely-Not-Share-on-Facebook Department

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From the Pics-You-Should-Definitely-Not-Share-on-Facebook Department
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The Smoking Gun tells the story of this man who siphoned gas from a cop car, had his girlfriend take a picture, and uploaded the picture to Facebook. The police found the picture and promptly arrested him on charges of a misdemeanor. He was arraigned in court yesterday.