Get it right! Aztec, Mayan, Toltec, Zapotec, Olmec!

So sorry you can't charge five bucks for every cookie that enters your theaters. Utmost condolences.

Oreo tweeted this commemorative picture after the Mars rover touched down last night. But can the cream filling host microbial organisms?

Oh boy, here we go.

Apparently someone was so worked up about Oreo's support of gay pride that they didn't get the memo about Neil Patrick Harris coming out as a gay man in November 2006.