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Seriously, isn't this the exact plot of a Looney Tunes episode?

iPhones should be sold to sarcastic old men and ONLY sarcastic old men.

Oh how naive we were. That's nothing, though, compared to the rest of the conversation:

"Hey man, people spend a lot of time on this site. I bet Zuckerberg could make bucketloads of money if he offered stock options to the public."

"Holy sh*t bro, you're right! Why hasn't he done that yet?"