Paula Deen Has a Mobile Game Coming Out, and Every Shot in This Promo Video is a Waking Nightmare

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Presumably it's just going to be Bejeweled with butter and bacon grease. That's the idea, right?

We've Come Full Circle: You Can Pay to Play Flappy Bird

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Can I Buy a Vowel?

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This Ought to be the Protest of Our Time

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Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)

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I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:







These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

With Friends Like This, Draw Something is Totally Worth Your Time

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It's a Beautiful Day to Match Sweets

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