Keep Your Similes in Check, Friend

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To Boldly Poop Where No Man Has Pooped Before

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It's Cool Because Nobody Has Written a Song About Sex Before

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Both Involve Hot Wax

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It's Always Better When It's Looking Up

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Newton's First Law of Social Networking: An Activated Account Stays Activated

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Left to His Own Devices

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By BestScallopsInTheCity
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