Grandma Has Her Own Thoughts About "The Social Network" That She Wants to Share With Zuckerberg Himself

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Didn't He Go to Harvard...?

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In Case You Missed It ...

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Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend of nine years, Priscilla Chan, in a surprise ceremony yesterday. The guests arrived expecting a party to celebrate Chan's completion of med school, but were greeting with wedding vows instead. The surprise event was especially awkward for "that guy" who always shows up to parties several hours late.

FACEBOOK PRIVACY NOTICE: I Hereby Declare That I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

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It seems as if the ol' super official privacy notice is making its rounds on Facebook again. For your edification, in case you were planning on posting it yourself, it does nothing. It may seem like it's legit because it's written in semi-legalese, but it's basically a glorified "keep off the grass" sign.

Mark Zuckerberg Just Turned 30, so Here He is Compared to the Average 30-Year-Old Man

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Spoiler: The Faceboat Sinks at the End

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From the submitter:

I thought about "The Social Failure II" but this is probably more understandable to those that never traded with stocks before. And yes, the Facebook stock price sure got the same profile as Titanic...