funny

Help end this epidemic of lame parties!

He gets thrown out of Reverse Walmart all the time.

Getting a pwnk slip, perhaps?

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.