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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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Is the catchphrase of douchey manchildren everywhere who are trying to be edgy. The Tumblr Make Me a Sandwich B*h has started tracking Twitter users who tweet the phrase, and then posting a tweet buried deep in their Twitter accounts to reveal just what kind of people they are.

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