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Assuming that you're relatively new to your place of work, you will now be forever known as "that guy" who would enjoy cooking and eating people if you aren't already into it. There are probably worse ways to alienate your coworkers, but I can't think of many.

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From the submitter:

"Obviously one of my friends meant to send her comment to the earlier post about my wife being in the hospital, but the mistake was really good for a chuckle when I needed it."

Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.

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