What You Are About to See May Be Disturbing

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Secretly Wondering If You Have Anything to Be Embarrassed About But Too Afraid to Ask

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Might as Well Quit While I'm Ahead for Today

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You Keep Using That Word, and I Don't Think You Know What It Means!

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Teleporting Is My Drunk Power

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Maury Show, Here I Come!

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An Actual Avenger

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If anything ever happens to us, please get the kid some martial arts training and a totally excellent utility belt.