Seriously, you could spend hundreds of hours listening to every Call Me Maybe cover or remix.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
If SHE doesn't get booked to a psycho ward soon, then I'll be the one who's committed instead after listening to that song one more time. It's either her or me.