Do As I Imply Passive-Aggressively, Not As I Say

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Tiger Woods Never Had Problems Like These

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An Evening Constitutional

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Drama FAIL

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By Phoebe
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Keith wants to cry in his womb of sadness, but his "friends" are dragging him out kicking and screaming and covered in the amniotic fluid of reluctance before spanking him on the butt.