This sign is only appropriate if your name is John McClane.
This is just a belated April Fool's post, try not to get your jimmies rustled.
I'm just throwing away this juice box. So what if it's my fourth one today. Who died and made you juice-overload? I love me some fruit punch. Stupid trash can.
Still not as powerful as the natural remedy, "yelling out your ex's name."
After you stare at it for long enough, you won't be able to tell the difference between your sitcoms, Hot Pockets, and games.
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