Fortune Cookie Friday!

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Fortune Cookie Friday!
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Even though it doesn't make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday It's also death if you get too much of it into your lungs.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday A not so subtle way of telling you to stop that classless dancing you kids are doing at parties these days.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday Ch-ch-ch-turrrrn and face the strain, changes..

Allows you to the future!

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Allows you to the future!
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ZLG Water, which is full of health and vitality, allows you to the future!

"A Little More Healthier Life"

This was from a water bottle in Zimbabwe, of all places.