Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!

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Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!
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After the 2008 Olympics, the Beijing Municipal Government felt introduced a new push for proper translation of its culinary options available to English speaking foreigners. Building upon its prior "Beijing Speaks English" initiative, the Municipal Government translated the names of over 2000 Chinese dishes. Needless to say, we're quite thankful; "hand-shredded ass meat" doesn't sound nearly as appetizing as red bean rice rolls!

No Wonder Weather in Russia Sucks!

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No Wonder Weather in Russia Sucks!
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"Spasiba for thet, Vassily, but ve heve hired your reeplessment already!"

Shut Up, Ramen! You Don't Know Me!

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Shut Up, Ramen! You Don't Know Me!
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Ooh, but it's five for a dollar! Shouldn't have spent all my money on beer! Plus I'm drunk, so it'll taste good...

Sleep With the Sharks, and You'll Sleep With the Fishes

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Sleep With the Sharks, and You'll Sleep With the Fishes
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Yeah, no. As much fun as letting your kid sleep with the sharks, I'll pass.