Bridgeosaurus

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That bridge can't be so narrow, it's got to fatten up! Eat more meat! Get...

... meteor?

Retrieve Most Ultimate Kitchens Knife Today!

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In which we hear a Chinese voiceover guy butcher the English language like... well... like a knife! He's got that announcer cadence to his voice though! Keep trying, buddy.

What? No!

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That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!