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Speaking of which, have you seen our Large Hole-dron Collider?
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"Nigel, what do you think of Michael's dark matter theory?"
"You know, I just think it was a little blurry. There wasn't enough focus on the possibility of gravitational backreaction, and not to mention average hot dark matter mass can't be greater than 0.3 eV/C-squared. J. Alexander, what do you think?"
"GURL YO ULTRARELATIVISTIC LIMIT CALCULATIONS BE MESSED UP!"
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BAD IKEA! THERE WILL BE NO CJOLLIDING OF THJE HJADRONS TJODAY!
By Unknown
If yew like Yurop so much, whah don't yew move over thar yersaylf?
