Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all

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Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all
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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

Oh Say Can You Save the Queen?

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Oh Say Can You Save the Queen?
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I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?

... Uh huh... Uh huh...

... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.

Problem, America? Sincerely, Canada

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Problem, America? Sincerely, Canada
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To all the idiots blaming the United States for Justin Bieber: get over it! We gave you The Beatles, so chill out.

What a Trashy Picture!

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What a Trashy Picture!
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I mean, come on. Clearly that's a hydralisk from StarCraft in the Japan picture. That should be South Korea, no question.

'Murrica the Beautiful

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'Murrica the Beautiful
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How duz I know yew ain't one a them INNURNAYSHIONAL fellers tryna take mah job and gimme all whatfer?