Heer in 'Murrika, we don't take kindly ta kindness, ya hear?

If yew like Yurop so much, whah don't yew move over thar yersaylf?

It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.

"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"

"It's a little chirpy bug."

"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."

"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"

There are plenty of American jobs out there. You just have to go overseas to get them!

How duz I know yew ain't one a them INNURNAYSHIONAL fellers tryna take mah job and gimme all whatfer?