Yup, it's America all right!
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Keep hatin', Czech Republic! Want some peanut butthurt with your jelly?
America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.
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Having a couch cushion filled with radioactive unobtainium isn't high on my priority list.