EVERYTHING IS JUST SO DAMN WHIMSICAL.

The one problem this movie would face: Without Zooey Deschanel, there's no one to provide the necessary amount of whimsy that a 500 Days of Summer remake requires.

Like we showed last week, everything's better when presented in Powerpoint. Last week it was how much that girlfriend sucked, but this week it's why it's time for the author and her audience to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.