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Via: Mark Sturkenboom
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It's called the "21 Grams," and our irony meter must be broken because it's impossible to tell if this is really sweet or somewhat unsettling. The kit features a scent sprayer, some digital speakers (to hear "their music" again), and a special glass urn that can hold your loved one's ashes.

You know, so you can put that urn in your sex parts and whatnot.

"21 Grams" appears to be more of an art piece and design prototype than a seallable product, but how would you feel if something like this was available to the public? 

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Via: Buy it here, if you dare
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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it." 

Why would you get each other these pajamas?
Via: Huffington Post
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We here at Dating want to hear from you!

Have you ever gotten a Valentine's Day gift so weird, so bizarre, so unique that you couldn't possibly describe what you were feeling when you'd finally unwrapped it? 

Well, we want to know what you got!

That's right, send us the strangest V-Day presents you've ever encountered. And be sure to let us know what was going through your mind as you had to feign excitement. Was the romance gone? Was the romance still alive, possibly even stronger than it was before, as you bonded over what could only possibly be described as Cthuhul's sexy garters? 

The results of this weird love fest will be posted on Monday the 16th for the world to see.

And be sure to add the hashtag #weirdestvalentinesgift to your submission so we know where to look. We can't wait to hear from you!

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