There are so many catches in this video I can't even stand it. The best part? They're all about 30 years older since this video was made. Just imagine how sexier they've grown since then!

...I guess if they're both doing it to each other then it cancels out. Their indifference towards each other brings them closer together, or something.

But what fills up the rest of real life? Snappy one-liners? Dance breaks? Panoramic shots of Los Angeles? Sitting vacuously on the couch twiddling our thumbs? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.