Sex: Just Like Open Heart Surgery

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We Consulted an Expert

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Lesson: The More Useless the Major, the More Attractive You Are

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Guess you should have bit the bullet and been a Studio Art major. You'd never get a job, but at least you'd be happy in college.

There Would Literally Be No One There

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The Older You Get the Harder It Is

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Reframed: Better Virgin Age Meter

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Well Dammit.

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