Sex and Candy

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Too good of a match not to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-KT-r2vHeMM

I Give and I Give and I Give But You Take and You Take and You Take

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ex,give and take,taking,vending machine,We Are Dating
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If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

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