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So when he decides to buy the new 65-inch HDTV for his man cave instead of putting that cash in the kids' college fund, don't take it personally!

Sick Burn of The Day: Debra Messing Retweets Unsolicited Peen Pic For Justice
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Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.

Exhibit: A

Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!

The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.

RESPECT WOMEN.

RESPECT YOURSELVES.

But don't send the peen.

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You may remember Brian Presley as everyone's favorite failed adulterer from a couple days ago. If not, the short version of the story is that model and Tweeter extraordinaire Melissa Stetten claims to have been on a flight with the "actor," during which she was hit on mercilessly while forced to hear Mr. Presley talk about how wonderful he was. Well Brian has his own side of the story, although to be honest I'm inclined to side with the one telling the more hilarious story.

Oh the things Twitter brings us. Discuss amongst yourselves...

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Dude on Twitter Live-Tweets Hilarious Breakdown on the Perils of An Orgy

The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

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