I Swear That Never Happens

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premature,that never happens,the flash,too fast
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"Honey I wouldn't say you were 'premature' so much as 'lasted all of four seconds.' It's OK, I'm sure this happens to Superman all the time."

The Flash Takes Issue

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corrections,hey there,superheroes,the flash
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A fast runner and an even faster sexer.

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