If he ever tries to break up with her something is almost definitely going to be set on fire.
Listen very carefully, over my life I've acquired some very particular eavesdropping skills in the butt-dial department. I will listen, and I will overhear most of your conversation.
This has been going on for months now... wtf?!
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