Looking at Your Crush Through the Facebook Lens

Favorite
crush,ex,facebook,stalking,We Are Dating
- -

It says "crush," but this works equally well with recent exes.

Cover's Blown

Favorite
lol text it,moves like jagger,stalking,texting
- -

Why is "moves like Jagger" a desirable quality? He's almost 70 years old.

Creepy Cupid: Time to Pull Out the Ol' Restraining Order

Favorite
craigslist,creepy cupid,missed connections,neighbors,stalking,We Are Dating
- -

Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg