I Got Places to Be Dammit

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You don't have to tell a guy twice.

Use Lots of Protection, Kids

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It's a special moment when two safes get together to make little baby safes.

Maybe This Isn't the Best Forum For the Healthcare Debate

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"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare." "You know what else is rising?" "Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!" "...Try OK Cupid."