Teens Charged With Livestock Theft in Effort to Make a Pun Based Prom-posal

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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

The Odds Aren't Good

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Somehow I don't think these two will end up being .