Cleverbot is a little too eager to please...

Yup. Looks about right to me.

All this tells me is that the odds of finding true love are pretty low and that we'll all be alone forever. THANKS SO MUCH CUTESY CARTOON COUPLE.

A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.

First the bar scene got gender-swapped, and now the dating game? Is nothing sacred?!